peacable bullets

staring blankly at a computer trying to compose thoughts while under the gun is a hard thing to do. it seems that i seldom have time or make time to compose "internet worthy" musings to share but i will try by using bullet points.

• went to the chattanooga aqarium a couple of weeks ago for free and received a vip tour of the facilities because our staff was in the area to give ee lessons. more education discounts on the way?




• tried frequenting the local scuzz bar near kingston. the line up or males with beer bellies and trucker caps playing pool was excentuated by the silence they offered as a group of coworkers and i waltzed in. definitely should have known better




• college football is huge in the south. no reports yet if has displaced the republican loving diety commonly reffered to as god. i suggest building youth group outings centered around six packs of odules, and tailgates while praying for a win would be a good way to dunk your child into both cultures.




• jumped off a forty foot high tree stretching to catch a trapeze for ropes course training. i love that an occupational hazard is getting rope burn accross your hiney (sp?)

• attended a local reagae concert in knoxville this past saturday. its my belief that this was the most heavily attended dude-bro (think baggy white tshirt plus matching white and or camo baseball cap) outing for UT freshmen looking to grind a willing girl. i danced in the corner for about an hour and a half before i realized i'm awkward, possibly sheltered.




• my speech patterns are know matching my roomates. i often insert 'man...' to begin a sentence. saying 'y'all' to groups no longer scares me. when i get the point where 'gal' is appropiate in most settings its time to move.




• southern fried dishes lead to tummy ache and more. no need to explain further.



• fall will be coming soon, the air feels crisp in the mornings. i can't wait for coldish weather

i'm sure there's more but that's all i can think of at the moment. despite some of these sounding mean spirited i really like it here.